Monday, August 22, 2005

Austria

Sorry everyone for taking so long to upload all my pictures. Here are some pictures from Austria. I visited the city of Innsbruck which was a two time host to the Winter Olympics.


The Austrian Alps.


City of Innsbruck


The busy shopping district


Maximillian's Golden Roof

More pictures of Italy


Bridge Houses in Florence


Statue of David: The picture is tilted because you technically are not allowed to take pictures


Leaning Tower of Pisa


My roommate and I before a night of clubbing.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Goodies

In a recent conversation with my brother he told me that he went to middle school with with the person below. The picture is a scanned image from my brother's year book. My brother didn't actually know her, but I thought it was interesting enough to show a famous person when they were younger. If you haven't figured it out already, the picture is of Ciara.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Stupid People

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Cool Site

Here is another blog which I found interesting. In many ways, I aspire to have a site such as this. I hope you guys enjoy.

http://postsecret.blogspot.com

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Viva la France

Sorry for the delay in postings. Here are some pictures from France.

Nice is niiice!

Pebble Beaches

Rollerblading down the Promenade with Aussies

To pre-order the 2006 calendar call 1-800-SEXY-BOY

Practicing for the X-Games

Oranges!

Outside in Nice

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Avignon


Chateau de Fountainebleau


Paris: City of Light

Eiffel Tower: Even more amazing at night

Another picture of the Eiffel Tower

Here's a picture of Paris on fire from the top of the Eiffel Tower

Musee du Louvre: Here's the pyramid described in the Da Vinci Code

Mona Lisa

Notre Dame Cathedral

Look at my awesome camara skills. It's the Leaning Tower of Notre Dame!

River Walkway on the Seine

This is the site where they filmed Amelie

Cathedral at Sacre Couer

Walkway down Montmarte

Louis Vuitton store

The Moulin Rouge

Here's a picture of my wacky tour guide Paul

Showering

This posting comes compliments of Ben Statham.

How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Update

Sorry for the delay in posting the rest of my pictures. I am currently looking for employment and have not found the time to load all 970 pictures from Europe. Hopefully I'll have my pictures up by next week.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Smart Alecks

I decided to post something other than pictures from my Europe trip. Hope you guys enjoy.

Smart Aleck Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart Aleck Answer #4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Smart Aleck Answer #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart Aleck Answer #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

#1 SMART ALECK ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart Aleck guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."