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Austria

2005-08-22T06:00:00.000-07:00

Sorry everyone for taking so long to upload all my pictures. Here are some pictures from Austria. I visited the city of Innsbruck which was a two time host to the Winter Olympics.

The Austrian Alps.

City of Innsbruck

The busy shopping district

Maximillian's Golden Roof

More pictures of Italy

2005-08-22T05:51:00.000-07:00

Bridge Houses in Florence

Statue of David: The picture is tilted because you technically are not allowed to take pictures

Leaning Tower of Pisa

My roommate and I before a night of clubbing.

Goodies

2005-07-18T11:24:00.000-07:00

In a recent conversation with my brother he told me that he went to middle school with with the person below. The picture is a scanned image from my brother's year book. My brother didn't actually know her, but I thought it was interesting enough to show a famous person when they were younger. If you haven't figured it out already, the picture is of Ciara.

Stupid People

2005-06-27T06:15:00.000-07:00

Cool Site

2005-06-22T14:42:00.000-07:00

Here is another blog which I found interesting. In many ways, I aspire to have a site such as this. I hope you guys enjoy.

http://postsecret.blogspot.com

Viva la France

2005-06-16T08:44:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the delay in postings. Here are some pictures from France.

Nice is niiice!

Pebble Beaches

Rollerblading down the Promenade with Aussies

To pre-order the 2006 calendar call 1-800-SEXY-BOY

Practicing for the X-Games

Oranges!

Outside in Nice

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Avignon

Chateau de Fountainebleau

Paris: City of Light

Eiffel Tower: Even more amazing at night

Another picture of the Eiffel Tower

Here's a picture of Paris on fire from the top of the Eiffel Tower

Musee du Louvre: Here's the pyramid described in the Da Vinci Code

Mona Lisa

Notre Dame Cathedral

Look at my awesome camara skills. It's the Leaning Tower of Notre Dame!

River Walkway on the Seine

This is the site where they filmed Amelie

Cathedral at Sacre Couer

Walkway down Montmarte

Louis Vuitton store

The Moulin Rouge

Here's a picture of my wacky tour guide Paul

Showering

2005-06-16T08:13:00.000-07:00

This posting comes compliments of Ben Statham.

How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

Update

2005-06-06T07:48:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the delay in posting the rest of my pictures. I am currently looking for employment and have not found the time to load all 970 pictures from Europe. Hopefully I'll have my pictures up by next week.

Smart Alecks

2005-05-17T15:57:00.000-07:00

I decided to post something other than pictures from my Europe trip. Hope you guys enjoy.

Smart Aleck Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart Aleck Answer #4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Smart Aleck Answer #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart Aleck Answer #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

#1 SMART ALECK ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart Aleck guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Italy Continued

2005-05-10T11:12:00.000-07:00

Venezia (Venice) and Firenze (Florence) were two of the most vibrant cities on my tour.

A Venetian canal.

Picture I took from my gondola tour. Unfortunately my gondolier did not sing for us.

Panoramic shot of Florence.

Roman Holiday

2005-05-10T10:10:00.000-07:00

Rome was more beautiful than advertised. Besides the gypsies that try to steal everything short of your soul, Rome is a magnificent city.

The ruins of ancient Rome. One of the few pictures with me in it.

The Colosseum.

Inside the Colosseum.

The famous Trevi Fountain. You must throw two coins over your right shoulder, one for good luck and one to return to Rome someday. I was poor and only had one coin so I choose Rome.

The Spanish Steps. For movie fans, this is setting for the famous scene where Audrey Hepburn is eating her ice cream in the movie "Roman Holiday".

Looking to avoid a sudden downpour of rain, I decided to have an expresso at a quiet sidewalk cafe. This is the picture I took from my table.

I was in Rome during the mourning period after the death of Pope John Paul II. This is St. Peter's Basilica in Vatican City.

Preview of what's to come

2005-05-05T10:47:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone. As some of you may already know, I just returned from a month long trip through Europe. I've decided to publish some of my favorite pictures on this site. Here's a sample of what's to come.

Engelberg: Near the base of Mount Titlis, this picturesque Swiss village is breath-taking from 1800 meters above sea level.

The Stella Awards

2005-03-28T17:27:00.000-08:00

It's time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States.

Here are this year's winners:

5th Place (tie):
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

5th Place (tie):
19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

5th Place (tie):
Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

4th Place:
Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3rd Place:
A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

2nd Place:
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

1st Place:
This year's run away winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.

Drinking and Sex

2005-03-28T12:25:00.000-08:00

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink...

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum.
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image
to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

Greetings!

2005-02-28T10:06:00.000-08:00

This is the first posting for WontaeSeoh.com. I will keep it short and sweet with just this link to an interesting site about a Britney Spears look-a-like. Enjoy boys AND girls!
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